Both of my beauties; Diana and Impy, in one picture...

Diana had this photo done while I was on a business trip.
She gave it to me for Christmas 2000. What a woman!
I bought Impy in July of 2000 from a police officer in Amherst, New
York. He loved the 9C1 Caprice cars that he drove on the job so much that
he found an Impala for his own. An approaching baby and renovation forced
him to sell his "pride and joy".
To me.
Someone had already performed a Homebase-ectomy which I would have done
immediately anyway.
One
of the first modifications I made was to install a K&N Fuel Injection
Performance Kit (FIPK) with the K&N 10 year, 1,000,000 mile warranty
air filter. The sound and performance gains were immediate, very
noticeable and great! At the time I lived just 45 minutes south of Summit
Racing so Justin and I made a "parts run" up to their
Talmadge location and picked up the air filter and other necessities of
automotive life. Now I have to wait on the UPS man to bring me my
automotive fix.
Now that Impy was breathing easier he went into the moving van in
November of 2000 and made a long haul to Arizona where he, and I, now live.
Just
for fun Impy now sports a Red Bowtie on his grill from the fine folks at
the NAISSO Superstore.
For Christmas 2000 Impy got all around limo tint. That's important in
the Arizona sun both for his leather and mine.
A nice round set of BF
Goodrich g-ForceKDWS went
on the factory five spokers the summer of 2001. I wish I had kept the old
rubber for some nice burnout times. When I went back for them later in the
afternoon the tire guy wouldn't let me have them saying they "weren't
usable for the street, too worn out...". I imagine they were already
in his pickup. Just for that I won't be telling anyone where I got them
tires!
A Flowmaster
American Thunder cat-back exhaust with polished stainless steel tips
went on the old boy the summer of 2001. Boy is Impy purring now.
In the wrong place at the wrong time. A huge windstorm blew through
here a few nights ago and blew over the basketball backboard and pole.
Yes, the one standing right next to Impy. Impy was VERY lucky. There's a
big round basketball pole sized impression at the top trailing edge of the
right fender. All glass is intact. Better get Maaco.
Oh my gosh! Better NOT get Maaco!! I don't have enough bandwidth to
tell you the horror story with Maaco. Let's just leave it that they
royally messed up Impy's beautiful black paint on a simple repair and I
need to find someone that can take off the gray clearcoat that they
slathered all over my car. Dirtbags.
A
few of us at the Southern California Impala SS owner's club (SOCALSS)
generated a group purchase of Mezeire
electric water pumps. The pump and a Painless
Wiring relay kit is in the garage waiting for my time and attention
for installation.
A new 160' thermostat went in January 2002. Now Impy runs much cooler
but now I need to get the PCM work done. It never ends...
Red is rad. A set of 8.5mm MSD Ignition plug wires will weave their way
from the Optispark to the Platinum +4 sparkers when the water pump goes on
in January 2002. I couldn't wait. The wires are in and flowing massive
electrons. They don't look all that cool since I don't have headers and
they're hidden behind the manifolds. That's a good enough reason to get
headers isn't it?
Impy got his new Arizona vanity plates... TIMPALA. Yes, I have a life,
thank you. My car just happens to be part of it.
My beautiful wife came through again, as always. Impy and I were gifted
with a set of beautiful thick black floor mats with custom black
embroidery from NAISSO. I was so moved by her love for Impy and me that I
went right out and ordered a full set of thick black carpet from my
SoCalSS buddy Tom at ImpalaSSCarpet.
Caprice fuel bib for those unfortunate last second dribbles... This is
probably one of the most important addons I have done. I have seen it work
several times already while filling up. I had no idea fuel dribbled
that often. Get one now.

Future modifications...

Airdam and decal. It's just as important to look fast as it is to BE fast.